Two and a Half Men

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1. 1PilotCarefree jingle writer Charlie Harper has his lifestyle altered when his uptight brother and his 10-year-old nephew move in with him.23m
2. 2Big Flappy BastardsDespite warnings from Charlie, Jake continues to feed seagulls on the deck and the birds invade the house. Meanwhile, Charlie thinks Judith is taking advantage 21m
3. 3Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of HellJake wants to go home to his mom after he gets sick, prompting Alan to think he's a failure as a husband and now as a father.21m
4. 4If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a NapCharlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes t21m
5. 5The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a HumpAlan and Charlie have encounters with some highly libidinous soccer moms, but with two very different outcomes.19m
6. 6Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?The guys go to Evelyn's house to meet the new man she's dating, and Charlie realizes the man's daughter is a woman he's trying to avoid.21m
7. 7If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually FakeJudith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer who uses Charlie's shower walks around half naked in front of Jake . Then Alan's worried whe21m
8. 8Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-FulAlan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show.19m